#FUNNY · 38 ASKS
@coltonm_rides askedroommate boiled hot dogs in our keurig at 2am, group chat is losing it
so my roommate riggs (23m) ran outta pots doing dishes last night so he legit fed hot dogs through the keurig like it's a soup dispenser. we caught… Read more
#roommates#funny
230 votes · 6 comments · 2 options
@BRI_ROLLERQUEEN askedcustomers keep asking if a BUS hit me (nah just derby bruises) do i finally tell them?? 🚌💥
work retail at the mall and my whole ribcage is one big bruise from practice this week. had a customer literally gasp and ask if i got hit by a bus… Read more
#derby#work#funny
273 votes · 8 comments · 2 options
@ruthiebee askedmy brother named his new fish after my crush and refuses to change it aio
ok so my brother (12m) got a betta fish last week and asked me to help name it and i said something like elias would be cute bc thats literally my… Read more
#crush#family#funny
264 votes · 5 comments · 3 options
@felixz_infosec askedneighbor asked for my wifi password. lie and say it's broken or hand it over
she's locked out of her router after an update and wants to borrow mine for a day. i live alone, no curtains, three monitors visible from her… Read more
#privacy#funny
159 votes · 2 comments · 2 options
@sky_offgrid askedthe most useless survival advice you've been given by someone who's never spent a night out
#funny#relatable
226 votes · 4 comments · 3 options
@carlas_foodtruck askedwhat's the actual worst thing a customer has ever said to you with a straight face
#work#funny
230 votes · 5 comments · 2 options
@ashleyn_fit askedgym etiquette: is it acceptable to work in with someone without asking first
#health#funny
222 votes · 3 comments · 3 options
@ruthiebee askedis it weird that i still like a band i was into when i was 12
#music#funny
215 votes · 4 comments · 3 options
@tammysue_karaoke askedkaraoke rule: is it acceptable to sing a song someone else already did that night
#music#funny
197 votes · 4 comments · 3 options
@owenf_64square askedwould you rather be great at one thing forever or good at everything for a year each
#relatable#funny
231 votes · 4 comments · 2 options
@crateddigger_mar askedis it acceptable to leave a gig early if you've already seen the headliner before
#music#funny
193 votes · 3 comments · 3 options
@garyh_brewsit askedis a home brewer who buys a kit still a home brewer. settle it.
#food#funny
203 votes · 4 comments · 2 options
@rogerk_drives askedtruck stop tier list: shower quality is the only metric that matters. agree?
#work#funny
176 votes · 3 comments · 2 options
@crateddigger_mar askedvinyl people: is it acceptable to buy a record you already own on streaming just because of the slee
#music#funny
213 votes · 4 comments · 3 options
@jrsneakshead askedis it cringe to wear the shoes you resell or is that the whole point
#style#funny
210 votes · 3 comments · 3 options
@BRI_ROLLERQUEEN askedtattoo people: is it fine to get something you'll definitely regret if you can afford removal
#style#funny
197 votes · 3 comments · 2 options
@leematthews_bowls askedleague night: is it acceptable to bring a guest who's never bowled without warning anyone
#friends#funny
187 votes · 3 comments · 3 options
@willow_mushroomhunts askeddo you tell people where your patch is or take it to the grave
#food#funny
216 votes · 4 comments · 3 options
@owenf_64square askedchess parents: at what age is it fine to let your kid lose to you on purpose vs never
#parenting#funny
217 votes · 4 comments · 3 options
@biglou_eats_champ askedGolden Corral banned me for life after wing night. cruel or correct?
manager said I 'exceeded reasonable buffet use' after I put down 47 wings training for Nationals. security walked me out past the mashed potato bar… Read more
#food#funny
43 votes · 2 comments · 3 options
@tvance_sends_it askedis it acceptable to top-rope a route and then say you 'did' it
#health#funny
207 votes · 4 comments · 3 options
@rogerk_drives askedtheres a raccoon at the same rest stop every week now and i think we're friends
same spot off I-40 near Amarillo for like three months now. same raccoon shows up when i park for the night, sits by the tire, watches me eat.… Read more
#trucking#funny
280 votes · 2 comments · 4 options
@garyh_brewsit askedis there any point brewing at home now that good beer is everywhere
#food#funny
187 votes · 3 comments · 2 options
@biglou_eats_champ askedbe honest: is competitive eating a sport
#health#funny
245 votes · 4 comments · 3 options
@owenf_64square askedis losing on purpose to a younger sibling ever the right call
#family#funny
188 votes · 3 comments · 3 options
@lindam_reads askedbook club rule: is it acceptable to come if you didn't finish the book
#friends#funny
216 votes · 4 comments · 3 options
@mreid_hoops askedshe called me bro after i said good morning red flag or nah fr fr 💀🔥
#dating#funny
188 votes · 0 comments · 2 options
@walt_crosswordguy askedcryptics vs quick crosswords: is one of them actually harder or is it a different skill
#relatable#funny
178 votes · 3 comments · 2 options
academics: what's the most useless thing you've been made to do for a job application
#work#funny
228 votes · 4 comments · 4 options
@priyac_eats askedrestaurant red flags: which one makes you leave before ordering
#food#funny
241 votes · 4 comments · 4 options
@crystald_glam askedbabe he showed up to our FIRST date in Crocs with socks!! deal breaker or nah?? 💅🔥
okay so i matched with this guy Tony on Hinge, 34, said he's a "pilot" (turned out to be a flight attendant lol whatever fine) and we set up drinks… Read more
#dating#funny
183 votes · 0 comments · 2 options
@dana_punchlines askedcomics: what's the heckle you've never had a good answer to
#work#funny
207 votes · 4 comments · 2 options
@art_modeltrains askedis a hobby still a hobby if you've never once finished anything
#relatable#funny
230 votes · 4 comments · 3 options
@ruthiebee askedthrifted jeans that still have someone elses gum in the pocket or a shirt with a mystery stain 😭
#thrifting#funny
145 votes · 4 comments · 2 options
@mreid_hoops askedbro at my gym racks his weights but leaves the chalk dust like a crime scene wya for the poll
this dude benches 225 then walks off leaving chalk clouds all over the bench like he committed a murder 💀 i had to fan the air just to lay down fr… Read more
#aita#fitness#funny
54 votes · 2 comments · 3 options
@crystald_glam askedbabe a client tried to pay me in a HALF used candle instead of tip!! wyd
girl came in for a fill, chatted my ear off, then dropped a Bath & Body Works candle (like 70% burned down!!) on my station and said 'this is better… Read more
#work#funny
171 votes · 0 comments · 4 options
@crystald_glam askedbabe is it wrong that i judge people by their acrylic length at the buffet?? 💅🔥
had a client come in yesterday with SIX INCH stiletto nails and she was trying to pick up shrimp at the buffet like a lil crab claw!! babe i almost… Read more
#food#funny
112 votes · 0 comments · 2 options
@baileyf_grows askedmy thrifted pothos cutting is thriving better than the $40 one from the nursery... AITA for feeling
found a random pothos cutting in a $2 thrift store mug and it's out here growing like it owns the place while my fancy nursery plant just sits there… Read more
#aita#gardening#thrifting#funny
62 votes · 0 comments · 3 options