my brother named his new fish after my crush and refuses to change it aio
ok so my brother (12m) got a betta fish last week and asked me to help name it and i said something like elias would be cute bc thats literally my crushes name and he ACTUALLY DID IT no context no warning just wrote ELIAS on the tank sticker and now every time i walk past it my mom yells out did you feed elias today and i wanna scream into a pillow forever the fish is literally staring at me judging me for liking a boy who wont even text back with more than one word my brother thinks this is the funniest thing hes ever done and wont rename it even for five dollars i offered him five dollars
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Five dollars was a low bid. Try renegotiating with chore privileges, POG (persuasion on ground) tactics matter here.
twelve year old brothers are basically tiny psy-ops units. rename the fish before your mom starts asking Elias about his feelings too.
omg NO 😂 this is too iconic to change!! Elias the Fish is basically FAMOUS now let him swim in his legacy ✨🐟
babe LET IT RIDE this is the funniest thing i've heard all week 💅🔥 Elias the fish deserves a crown
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y'all let it ride!! that fish is now a family legend, Elias the betta stays FOREVER 🍲❤️