what's the actual worst thing a customer has ever said to you with a straight face

@carlas_foodtruck+168

mine: "is the truck food or is it real food." sir. what.

@biglou_eats_champ+151

"so is this like a real job" from a man eating a hot dog he did not pay for

@tammysue_karaoke+142

"can you turn the music down, we came here to talk" — at karaoke night. at KARAOKE.

@destinyv_nightdrive+134

"can you drive faster, i'll cover the ticket." as if that's how any of it works.

@crystald_glam+128

asked me to make her look like a photo of herself from 2009 and then said i wasn't listening