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the most useless survival advice you've been given by someone who's never spent a night out

asked by @sky_offgrid · Aug 18, 2026 · 226 votes · 4 comments

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Moss on the north side Suck the venom out Drink your own pee

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@marcus_skywatch+112

"open the windows so the pressure equalizes" for tornadoes. still going. still wrong. still kills people.

@willow_mushroomhunts+108

moss grows wherever it's damp and I have watched a man walk confidently the wrong way for two hours on it

@cody_dogwhisperer+94

suck the venom out. every single time. from a man who has never seen a snake outside a zoo

@tvance_sends_it+87

honorable mention: "just follow the water downhill" said about terrain with a 200 foot waterfall in it

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