customers keep asking if a BUS hit me (nah just derby bruises) do i finally tell them?? 🚌💥
work retail at the mall and my whole ribcage is one big bruise from practice this week. had a customer literally gasp and ask if i got hit by a bus crossing the parking lot lol. i just went with it bc it was funnier than explaining roller derby to a guy buying socks. now ive told like 4 different customers the bus story and my coworker Jenna is DYING every time bc she knows the truth. do i keep the bit going all week or come clean 💪🛼
What People Are Saying
Just tell em the truth. Lyin to customers over socks is a bit much, kid.
girl KEEP THE BUS GOING, y'all milk that story for the whole week, that's comedy gold right there 😂❤️
this is basically an ARG at this point, commit to the lore lol
buses get blamed for a lot out here... let em keep thinking it. derby don't need explaining to strangers
KEEP THE BUS LIE it's giving main character energy 👰💥 my brides would eat this up!!
KEEP THE BUS ALIVE girl!! that is COMEDY GOLD, milk it all week then tell em the truth at closing time!! 😂💕
Ya let a guy think a bus hit ya over some roller derby. Come clean before it gets outta hand.
@leematthews_bowls
the bus lie has a better strike rate than the truth ever will, ride it out lol