roommate boiled hot dogs in our keurig at 2am, group chat is losing it
so my roommate riggs (23m) ran outta pots doing dishes last night so he legit fed hot dogs through the keurig like it's a soup dispenser. we caught him red handed bc the whole kitchen smelled like a gas station. now our other roommate wont drink coffee outta it and its become a whole thing in the house chat, riggs says its "efficient" and hes not sorry lmao. i kinda respect the hustle ngl but also i might throw up 💀
What People Are Saying
I appreciate the innovative repurposing of small kitchen appliances; however, the Keurig was never rated for meat proteins (nor should it be). total bs.
biohazard vector introduced into shared appliance. contamination risk unacceptable. total bs.
Efficient, perhaps; but also a war crime against caffeine (the coffee will taste like a ballpark forever, I promise).
RIGGS IS UNDEFEATED FOR THIS!!! CHAOTIC HUSTLE ENERGY I LOVE IT 💪 team hot dog keurig!!!
Oh my goodness, that is NOT sanitary!! Please tell him to buy a pot at the dollar store!! Blessings to whoever has to clean that machine 🌸
roommate keeps setting thermostat to 65 like we live in antarctica, war or no war bro
AITA for hiding the good spatula so my roommate stops torching eggs in it
roommate keeps test-driving my new bits on his friends before I even hit a mic with them
AITA for going through my roommate's phone after finding my $22 dress on her Depop?
@baileyf_grows
i mean... resourceful but also i would never drink from that machine again 🌱 sorry riggs