comics: what's the heckle you've never had a good answer to

@biglou_eats_champ+152

not a comic but a guy at a qualifier once yelled "you're not even hungry" and honestly it broke me

@dana_punchlines+146

a man in the front row who just said, sadly, "you seem tired." i had nothing. i AM tired.

@tammysue_karaoke+138

i've watched a woman shout "my husband liked that one" at a comic and the room never recovered

@crateddigger_mar+129

someone requested a song mid-set at a comedy night. not a heckle exactly. worse.