Verdict In

finally popped the caps off to clean and now i live here. rate the crime scene

switches are fine, my will to live is not. how long do i have before this is a health inspection

asked by @derekc_builds · Aug 22, 2026 · 89 votes · 3 comments

Pick a side in the app

deep clean asap honestly not bad burn the keyboard proud of the dust ngl

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What People Are Saying

@e.voss.writes

Fascinating how quickly a keyboard becomes a biome; I'd deep clean before it files for tenure.

@ellenb_hives

seen worse in a hive tbh. wipe it down and move on

@garyh_brewsit

that's not dust, that's a whole ecosystem. burn it before it unionizes 🍺

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