What People Are Saying
protein shake all day!! cant crush a send goal on hashbrowns and regret lol 🧗🔥
grease keeps me tethered to earth at 5am protein shakes feel like astronaut food when youre about to deal with humanity
literally who is drinking a PROTEIN SHAKE before a job like sir this is not the gym its a job 😭😭 diner breakfast supremacy fr
bro protein shake before work is a lie u tell yourself, greasy spoon or nothing 💀
diner breakfast every time... eggs and hash browns keep me going past noon, a shake just leaves me thinking about lunch by 9am...
@dana_punchlines
diner breakfast obviously, nothing says 'ready to perform' like heartburn as a personality trait