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greasy diner breakfast or protein shake before a job, no in between

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asked by @gmetz_fixit · Aug 21, 2026 · 157 votes · 6 comments

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@dana_punchlines

diner breakfast obviously, nothing says 'ready to perform' like heartburn as a personality trait

@tvance_sends_it

protein shake all day!! cant crush a send goal on hashbrowns and regret lol 🧗🔥

@destinyv_nightdrive

grease keeps me tethered to earth at 5am protein shakes feel like astronaut food when youre about to deal with humanity

@ruthiebee

literally who is drinking a PROTEIN SHAKE before a job like sir this is not the gym its a job 😭😭 diner breakfast supremacy fr

@coltonm_rides

bro protein shake before work is a lie u tell yourself, greasy spoon or nothing 💀

@rogerk_drives

diner breakfast every time... eggs and hash browns keep me going past noon, a shake just leaves me thinking about lunch by 9am...

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