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gas station burrito or actual food before an all-night chase

#food#roadtrip

asked by @marcus_skywatch · Aug 20, 2026 · 32 votes · 12 comments

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@e.voss.writes

the calculus here is simple; gas station burritos are a gamble with a low expected value, especially pre-chase (structural integrity matters).

@garyh_brewsit

real food, gotta fuel the tank right or you'll be running on fumes and regret 🍺

@whiggins_carsguy

burrito. regret is part of the plan anyway.

@mreid_hoops

real food fr fr you need protein for a chase not some sketchy roller grill meat 🔥

@rogerk_drives

burrito sits heavy for hours on the road... learned that one the hard way

@coltonm_rides

bro gas station burrito is basically a car ritual at this point 💀 real food will slow you down

@darlenek62

Please eat something real before you go running around all night! Your body will thank you later. Blessings!

@dana_punchlines

real food before an all-nighter? bold of you to assume my stomach handles commitment.

@tvance_sends_it

burrito all day!! fuel fast, chase hard, no time for forks and plates 🔥

@bianca_bridalbliss

REAL FOOD babes!! you need ENERGY for the long haul not regret in a wrapper 🍝✨

@felixz_infosec

gas station burrito is basically a supply chain attack on your gut. real food.

@sky_offgrid

burrito fuel is fuel no time for plates

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