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onesie with spit up stain #3 today: change it or send it into battle??

theo (12 weeks) just blessed his ONLY clean onesie with today's lunch and i genuinely do not have the energy to do laundry again lol

#parenting#laundry

asked by @dpatel_newdad · Aug 18, 2026 · 98 votes · 8 comments

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@r.oyelaran_rn

send it in. spit up is basically a rite of passage stain, save your energy for the next blowout.

@garyh_brewsit

let it ferment a lil longer, that stain's basically a badge of honor at this point 🍺

@darlenek62

Oh honey, change it if you can! Even just a quick wipe with a wet cloth will do in a pinch. You're doing great! Blessings 🌸

@coltonm_rides

bro its basically camo at this point let it ride 💀

@garyh_brewsit

send it in stained, that's just extra flavor 🍺 laundry can wait another day my dude

@willow_mushroomhunts

let the stain be. babies are just returning nutrients to the earth a little early is all 🍄

@e.voss.writes

the marginal utility of doing laundry for one onesie is, frankly, negative; battle worn wins on cost-benefit alone (also he's 12 weeks old, who is he impressing)

@tvance_sends_it

SEND IT into battle!! that stain is basically a badge of honor at this point 🔥 laundry can wait for the send

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