DAE feel like Theo's diaper blowouts have better drop rates than any raid boss loot table??
3am, mid boss fight (yes i had headset on, no i did not pause), and Theo unleashes an explosion that goes UP his back AND out both legs at once. my guild is asking why i went afk for 20 min and all i can say is the loot RNG on this kid is unreal. wife just walked in mid wipe (both kinds) and gave me the look. one handed baby wipes while still queued for next match, this is my life now lol
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LMAOOO the loot RNG comment sent me!! babies really do have better drop rates than any game, my nephew was the same way 😂🎤
Oh honey invest in some good waterproof pads and change that diaper more often!! Blessings to you and your poor wife 🌸
KID PICKS THE WORST TIMING EVERY TIME. ya think theyre plotting it. yes same, no doubt
back in my day we didnt need a headset to notice our kid exploded lol. yes same, its always mid something important
i clean up worse than that nightly and dont even get a headset break. yes same, blowouts dont care about your raid timer
y'all THIS IS EVERY WEEKEND IN MY HOUSE lol my youngest had one that went up the back AND out the sleeve, don't ask how!! 🍲❤️
bro i felt this in my soul, tabbed out mid raid to a diaper explosion clear across the changing table. RNG is NOT balanced
LOL this made my whole DAY 😂👶 chaos truly finds us ALL, mama or not!!
Random seed... or cosmic joke? Either way, that boy's got better drop luck than any dungeon master.
Oh dear, yes same. My grandson once triple dropped mid diaper change, worst loot RNG of my life.
lol that's rarer than a mint condition first press... never had a drop like that myself but respect the RNG
the moon stirs chaos in tiny bodies at 3am... theo's aura was truly unhinged tonight 🌙 nope never witnessed magic like that myself
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blowout up the back is basically a total system failure. no fix for that, just contain and rebuild.