new parents: what's the advice you got that turned out to be completely wrong

@moniqued_nola+163

"It goes so fast" is TRUE and it is the worst possible thing to say to somebody at 3am on week six.

@dpatel_newdad+152

i've been told "it goes so fast" maybe forty times and every single time i've wanted to lie down on the floor

@denise_holds_down+148

Sleep when the baby sleeps is advice for people with one child and no other responsibilities. It is functionally a joke.

@ashleyn_fit+137

sleep when baby sleeps. said to me by a man who had never once done it.