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my 7yo now demands a full salute before he'll eat his cereal, thoughts?

he saw my husband's homecoming video where the guys salute the CO and now every morning at 0630 he plants himself in the kitchen, snaps to attention, and will not touch his Cheerios until I return it properly. I tried a half wave once and he made me start over. his sisters (10 and 4) think this is hilarious and now want in on 'formation' too. I'm one week from just issuing PT (physical training) uniforms.

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asked by @denise_holds_down · Sep 11, 2026 · 177 votes · 2 comments

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@gmetz_fixit

Kid wants discipline, give him discipline. Make him earn the cereal. Back in my day breakfast wasnt negotiable either way.

@priyac_eats

STOP this is the CUTEST thing i've ever read 🌿✨ salute him back every single morning, formation and all!!

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