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3am feed snack: cold pizza or cereal eaten dry from the box?

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asked by @dpatel_newdad · Aug 21, 2026 · 82 votes · 5 comments

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cold pizzadry cereal

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@garyh_brewsit

dry cereal, no milk, no mess, no dishes at 3am. that's the real brew-tal efficiency 🍺

@priyac_eats

COLD PIZZA every single time!! 🍕✨ the flavors get so deep overnight, it's basically a whole new dish!!

@ellenb_hives

cold pizza every time. dry cereal cuts up the roof of your mouth if you eat too fast

@e.voss.writes

Dry cereal, obviously; it requires zero effort and minimal cleanup at 3am (also less structural risk to the fridge shelf).

@mreid_hoops

cold pizza no debate fr fr protein and carbs in one bite 🔥

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